Trimming my tree this year....I pick up ornaments one by one and think thoughts like...

"Yeah, I remember the church bazaar where I got this..."

"Oh yeah, I got this in an antique shop that closed almost as soon as it opened..."

"This was my grandfather's, I love it so much."

"Hee hee hee...this is so inappropriate for Christmas, but I love it..."

"Wow...where did I get that? I don't remember...."

"Whoa....who the HELL gave me THIS?!?!?!"

Ah, holiday memories. Or lack of them.

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