Q: How do you get a guitar player to play something for you?

A: Why would you have to do anything?

Oh wait, there's
another
one

Q: How do you make the guitar player stop?

A: Sheet music

(disclosure: I am that guitar player)

#joke #guitar #musician #ItMe

@eclectech

Accurate #itme

Tối Ưu Hóa Thiết Kế Máy Với InTouch Machine Edition

InTouch Machine Edition cung cấp bộ công cụ thiết kế đồ họa mạnh mẽ, hỗ trợ đa ngôn ngữ và khả năng tùy biến giao diện linh hoạt.

Xem thêm tại: https://qsystemsco.com/intouch-machine-edition.html

🏢 CÔNG TY TNHH HỆ THỐNG QUY
Nhà phân phối phần mềm công nghiệp AVEVA chính hãng tại Việt Nam

#QSystems #AVEVA #AVEVAVietnam #InTouchMachineEdition #ITME #OEM

*a friend made a little app/personality/worldview-quiz #itme

Just one more drive bro. I promise, this one will last years! I'll have enough space for all the things. Just one more terabyte, I swear bro!

*Eternal struggle of the filmmaker / data hoarder

#itme #filmmaking #ssd #computers #itsneverenough #drowningindata

This looks like an interesting talk due to start soon in Salen church hall tonight. 😁🤩 #ItMe #ScottishGeologyFestival #Geology #Mull

Old man shouting at news bots.

#ItMe

People who are smart at one thing, thinking that they're smart at other things.
#ItMe