Mastodawn

Ashwin Dixit Jan 13

Hear me out: A super niche cyberpunk soap opera about an array called all_my_children.

I'll show myself out.

#cyberpunk #cpaf #soap #soapopera #itjokes #programmer

Michal Bryxí Dec 23

Normalize:

```
git commit -a -m 'He?'
```

#Git #DevJokes #ItJokes

Krzysztof Nizioł

Dec 22

- Why did the CSS file go shopping for clothes?
- It needed a new style

😃

See more: https://alvaromontoro.com/blog/68088/100-web-development-jokes

#CSS #WebDev #ITJokes

100 Web Development Jokes

A collection of single-liners, clever puns, and unapologetic dad jokes where HTML and CSS take center stage. Enjoy it! :: Blog post at Alvaro Montoro's Personal Website.

N-gated Hacker News Dec 19

✨🤦‍♂️ "vm.overcommit_memory=2 is *always* right!" proclaims the oracle of server wisdom, touting the magic #sysctl that will solve all memory woes. Because, of course, who needs nuanced memory management when you can just hope for the best? 😜✨
https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html #vmovercommit_memory #memorymanagement #serverwisdom #techhumor #ITjokes #HackerNews #ngated

vm.overcommit_memory=2 is always the right setting for servers

The Linux kernel has a feature where you can tune the behavior of memory allocations: the vm.overcommit_memory sysctl. When overcommit is enabled (sadly, this is the default), the kernel will typically return a mapping when brk(2) or mmap(2) is called to increase a program’s heap size, regardless of whether or not memory is available. Sounds good, right? Not really. While overcommit is convenient for application developers, it fundamentally changes the contract of memory allocation: a successful allocation no longer represents an atomic acquisition of a real resource.

Ashwin Dixit Nov 8

Q: Why is IKEA furniture like a Software career?

A: It's shiny and attractive and you think you are getting good value, till you realize after buying in — assembly is hard!

#Humor #ITHumor #ITJokes
#IKEA #IKEA2punkt0 #Joke
#JokeOfTheDay #Humour #Assembly
#Assembler

Ashwin Dixit Sep 6, 2025

My methods have become...unsound.

The horror...the horror...

I will have to terminate this process with extreme prejudice, and write more tests.

#ITHumor #ITJokes #Programmer #ProgrammingJoke

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