I Love You Forever wants to be a bold subversion of the romcom — but it's too spineless to commit. What we get is genre cosplay with victim-blaming undertones.
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I Love You Forever (2024)

I Love You Forever starts out as a formulaic, heteronormative romcom that teases a switch to Claude Chabrol-lite, sub-Adrian Lyne psychological drama territory but never fully crosses over because …

90% of Everything is Crap
Just watched I Hired a Contract Killer (1990), and it’s either the driest comedy ever made or a 79-minute shrug. Aki Kaurismäki proves that deadpan isn’t just a tone — it’s a moral position.
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How to Kill Time, Slowly and Finnishly

I Hired a Contract Killer (1990) accomplishes everything it sets out to achieve as well as any movie I’ve ever watched. I can see what co-writer/director Aki Kaurismäki was trying to do and how he …

90% of Everything is Crap