I work in a library in Dublin, Ireland.
I had someone come up to the desk this morning looking for coffee.
He came up and said hi, I need a coffee.
Don't we all, I replied.
No, can I get a coffee I mean, he said.
What, I asked. Where do you think you are?
Do you not have a coffee machine?
We don't, we're next door to a tesco though and they've one.
Ridiculous, he grunted. What services so you even offer then.
Books, I suggested.







