Kevin Karhan 
#Iridium put more effort into the startup animation of their #Iridium9555 than #Unihertz does in #updating the firmware for their #Smartphones...
You know, gimme something like an #Iridium9555¹ or #Iridium9575² aka. #IridiumExtreme / #IridiumExtremePTT³ / #Iridium9575PTT⁴...
- Some #chonky brick that has a runtime measured in days and standby time measured in months...
Like a good old #Nokia3310 #chonker
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/indestructible-nokia-3310