"Slipping the clippers through the Internet wires"

Peter Gabriel, Intruder
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Wet-ass Proxy (WAP)

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Carry On Wayward Verizon

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(I Can't Get No) Dial-up Connection

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Silent screens flicker,
Wi-Fi whispers fade to void,
Nature reboots us.

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Duke of URL

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The Log On and Winding Road

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Dust in the VPN

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You will not be able to stay home, brother
You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out
You will not be able to lose yourself on skag and
Skip out for beer during commercials
Because the revolution will not be live streamed.

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Got broadband for just ninety-eight ($)
But my ISP, it died the next day
It's a blue screen of death on Cyber Monday
It's a Geek Squad callback two minutes too late

And isn't it ironic?
Don't you think?

It's like latency on Black Friday
It's a free month when you've already paid
It's the IT advice that you just didn't take
And who would've thought? It figures

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