Oh, the Swift Package Index is joining Apple? How groundbreaking! 🙄 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to enable #cookies without breaking the internet. 🍪🔨
https://swiftpackageindex.com/blog/swift-package-index-joins-apple #SwiftPackageIndex #Apple #News #InternetIssues #Groundbreaking #HackerNews #ngated
Swift Package Index joins Apple on the Swift Package Index Blog – Swift Package Index

Swift Package Index is now part of Apple. Here's what that means.

The Swift Package Index
🚨 Oh no, an article unveiling a scandalous misuse of police power, and all we get is a 403 ERROR. Guess even the internet can't handle how broken things are. Maybe the server is busy writing its own warrant 🕵️‍♂️🔍 because nobody else seems to be doing it!
https://ipvm.com/reports/police-chiefs-track #policepower #scandal #403ERROR #internetissues #serverwarrant #brokenjustice #HackerNews #ngated
Flock-Powered Police Chiefs Stalking Women Shows Why Warrants Are Needed

Documented LPR misuse by police chiefs exposes a gap only judicial oversight can close.

IPVM
🚀✨ Behold the pinnacle of technological prowess: an article failing to load because JavaScript is on strike. 💥🔧 Clearly, the web is crumbling without the almighty 'enable JavaScript' button, and yet here we are, still pretending we need VCs to fund the madness. 😂💼
https://twitter.com/eastdakota/status/2062860530360959273 #JavaScriptFail #WebDevelopment #TechHumor #VCReality #InternetIssues #HackerNews #ngated
Matthew Prince 🌥 (@eastdakota) on X

Two of our worst VC stories: 1. A Sequoia partner passed on Cloudflare because he didn’t think a woman could lead a security infrastructure company. Seriously. 🙄 2. I got introduced to @pmarca. Meeting got scheduled for a Monday, which should have been a clue. I thought it was

X (formerly Twitter)
Oh, look! Another "revolutionary" gadget asking for a mere quarter of a million bucks to be "accessible to everyone." 🤣 A router so advanced it resets every second—perfect for those who love their internet as reliable as a politician's promise. 🙄🔄
https://router.start9.com/ #revolutionarygadget #techhumor #crowdfunding #internetissues #unreliabletech #HackerNews #ngated
RISC-V Router

🥳 Oh no! The Internet had a whole two-hour vacation because .de domains took a nap! Meanwhile, DENIC's "intensive" #investigation means they might figure it out before your grandkids graduate. 🚀🎉
https://status.denic.de/pages/incident/592577eab611ce1e0d00046f/69fa60ef9d12f5057a974f38 #InternetIssues #DomainDowntime #DENIC #TechHumor #InternetVacation #HackerNews #ngated
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🌀 Oh no, the digital world is collapsing because some cryptic numbers didn't align in a #DNSSEC chain of trust! 😱 Quick, fetch more #octets before the internet vanishes into the void! 🙄 Who knew that endless strings of gibberish could be so important? 🧙‍♂️
https://dnssec-analyzer.verisignlabs.com/nic.de #digitalcollapse #internetissues #crypticnumbers #cybersecurity #HackerNews #ngated
DNSSEC Debugger - nic.de

The DNSSEC Debugger from VeriSign Labs is an on-line tool to assist with diagnosing problems with DNSSEC-signed names and zones.

In today's groundbreaking discovery, we learn that newline characters in URLs can magically transform your web experience into a 403 Forbidden error! 🌟🚫 Because who wouldn't want their internet journey to be roadblocked by a forbidden message? 🙃 The web's way of saying, "Nice try, but no!" 🛑
https://lemire.me/blog/2026/02/28/you-can-use-newline-characters-in-urls/ #internetissues #webdevelopment #403forbidden #newlinecharacters #technews #webexperience #HackerNews #ngated
You can use newline characters in URLs

We locate web content using special addresses called URLs. We are all familiar with addresses like https://google.com. Sometimes, URLs can get long and they can become difficult to read. Thus, we might be tempted to format them like so in HTML using newline and tab characters, like so: <a href="https://lemire.me/blog/2026/02/21/ how-fast-do-browsers-correct-utf-16-strings/">my blog post</a> It will … Continue reading You can use newline characters in URLs

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Cloudflare outage on February 20, 2026

Cloudflare suffered a service outage on February 20, 2026. A subset of customers who use Cloudflare’s Bring Your Own IP (BYOIP) service saw their routes to the Internet withdrawn via Border Gateway Protocol (BGP).

The Cloudflare Blog