🚀 Wow, breaking news! A centuries-old astronomer's scribble is found, and the internet collectively swoons while simultaneously failing to load the page because nobody knows how to enable #JavaScript. 📜😅 Meanwhile, #Galileo rolls in his grave, wondering why his stellar notes are trapped behind cookie settings. 🍪🔒
https://www.science.org/content/article/galileo-s-handwritten-notes-found-ancient-astronomy-text #breakingnews #astronomy #cookies #internetfail #HackerNews #ngated

European lawmakers did something, probably involving a trade deal, but who cares? 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, Greenland's #tariffs apparently caused enough drama to crash CNBC's servers faster than a politician's promise. 🌍🚫 Try again next time, internet.
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/01/21/european-lawmakers-suspend-us-trade-deal-amid-greenland-tariff-tensions.html #EuropeanLawmakers #TradeDeal #Greenland #CNBCDrama #InternetFail #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, the internet strikes again! 🕸️ The Oracle of Omaha himself steps down, and what do we get? Access denied! 🚫 Because who needs insights from a legendary investor when you can bask in the glory of 404 errors instead? 🙄
https://www.latimes.com/business/story/2025-12-31/warren-buffett-steps-down-as-berkshire-hathaway-ceo-after-six-decades #internetfail #oracleofomaha #404errors #investmentnews #techhumor #hackernews #HackerNews #ngated

Ancient mystery or just another internet fail? 🤔 Dive into the Gobi Desert's secrets by getting blocked by Cloudflare! 🚫💻 Because nothing says 'history buff' like battling #captchas and SQL errors. 😂
https://news.artnet.com/art-world/the-hunt-gobi-wall-mongolia-2674588 #AncientMystery #InternetFail #GobiDesert #Cloudflare #HackerNews #ngated

Had my first, real "the internet is shit now" moment yesterday when 7/10 websites I went to were AI that seemed useful until they then spammed me with an AI girlfriend ad, said I was lucky Google searcher for the day, and said my phone was infected with a virus. DDG did not catch the redirects sadly. Stopped looking and didn't even bothering to work out the answer to my questions. #enshittification #InternetFail

I won't be booking any tickets for Rebellion Festival as they seem to have a problem with their website implementation. They have one of those lovely cookie notices but zero way to get to website without accepting all the cookies, even the slimy, moldy, gropy ones.
The link just goes to the ICO = Information Commissioners Office page (another website).
#RebellionFestival #RebellionFestival_2025 #BadWebDesign #InternetFail

Der „DAU der Woche“ geht diesmal an die Person, die mich gerade mit iCloud Bestätigungslinks zugespammt hat, weil sie dachte, dass sie einfach bei Apple irgendeine Mailadresse eintragen kann und sie dann ihr gehört….  :picard-facepalm: 
Ihr Argument war:" Ich dachte, die Domain wäre noch frei. (Mit meinem iPhone gesendet.)“.  

#DAU #fail #internetfail

Ah, the daily joy of an upgraded Edge browser ...
#internetfail #edge #edgebrowser