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Just in time for Halloween! A soft trilby, a trench coat, mustache, magnifying glass 🔎 and your Halloween costume is all set!
ALT TEXT: Cartoon drawing of Inspector Clouseau and uniformed gendarme inspecting La Louvre Museum.
#LouvreTheft #Louvre #Theft #PinkPanther #Humor #InspectorClouseau #Halloween #HalloweenCostume
"What to know about the Schocking Louvre Jewelry Heist"
Inspector Clouseau and the rest of Le French police are fööls.
I got video for you!
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#InspectorClouseau #Australia #pink #mantaRay #Ocean #Biology #Zoology #Fish #Oceans
Because life can be full of bullshit, here's some pleasant counterprogramming:
Meet 3.3 m/11 ft #InspectorClouseau
(Old people like me will get the #PinkPanther reference)
First spotted off #Australia in 2015
The only #pink #mantaRay we've discovered in the world, now or ever
Researchers have studied him (yes, a he) as to cause
Diet: no. Stress: no. Toxins: no. Infection: no
They now think it is just a rare genetic mutation
#CatBurglar #InspectorClouseau It sounds like John Robie the cat (or Le Panthère Rose) is back! Life imitates art once again…you can just barely hear that Henry Mancini theme. Cary Grant or David Niven, take your pick.
https://apnews.com/article/britain-jewelry-heist-handbags-london-5c4f3dcdb152154002935413a7e41909 Thief swipes $13 million in jewels, handbags and cash from a London mansion
Police in London searched Tuesday for a burglar who broke into an occupied mansion and stole more than 10.5 million pounds ($13.2 million) worth of jewelry, designer handbags and cash. The owners of the estate, identified in British media as an Instagram influencer and her developer husband, were not home at the time on Dec. 7. But employees were there and a housekeeper had a near run-in with the armed intruder, according to surveillance footage. Among the stolen items were a 10.73-carat diamond ring, diamond earrings and a clip studded with gold, diamonds and sapphires.
I’m reading #DonQuixote by #MiguelDeCervantes at the moment and thoroughly enjoying it. Since overhearing a little of it in an audiobook not long ago, I realized that it was not a dry #book at all. There are glimpses of what later authors, like #PGWodehouse and even #TerryPratchett took from it and also characters like #InspectorClouseau show traits of the deluded hero of the book.
CONALD TRUMP ON THE TOPIC OF INTELLIGENCE
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CBS Radio News, this morning in the 8 a.m. Eastern Time broadcast, ran a clip of a Conald Trump interview, talking about why he insulted Kamala Harris's intelligence. He said he thinks Kamala is not intelligent. I am an intelligent person. A lot of people say I am. (Not an exact quote but close.) A lot of people will say anything.
Trump is Inspector Clouseau!
Old Man Trump perfected idiocy long before most voters were born.
We Are Not Going Back!
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#2024election #2024elections #2024presidentialelection #conaldtrump #convictedfelon #democrats #donaldclouseautrump #donaldhasbeentrump #donaldtrump #donelderly #donelderlytrump #inspectorclouseau #kamalaharris #makeamericabackwardagain #presidentialelection #presidentialelection2024 #project2025 #trump #trumpconvictedfelon #trumpisaconvictedfelon #trumpproject2025 #wearenotgoingback #werenotgoingback
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