End Global Warming With This One Weird Trick! Tabs, Friday, June 2, 2023

The trick is 'stop burning fossil fuels everywhere, immediately.' (It's weird, not easy.)

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Western States Save Colorado River For A Bit Longer​​!

Trump would have shipped it all to Alabama.

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Why You Can't Prove Daisy Buchanan Killed Myrtle Wilson. Tabs, Tues., May 9, 2023

Comes and your Tabs!

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On Climate, Joe Biden Gets The Whole GLOBAL Thing

Yeah, yeah, he's a globalist. We kind of live on a globe, and it's warming.

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New EPA Emissions Rules Will Speed Up EV Transition, Turn Everyone Trans

I Sing the Chassis Electric

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Joe Biden Just Throwing Affordable Insulin At America Like Paper Towels After A Hurricane

If you've been planning to get diabetes, now's your chance!

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Joe Biden's Wild Idea To Save Medicare: Tax The Rich Instead Of Cutting Benefits

Is he allowed to say that?

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Eli Lilly: GIVE EVERYBODY EAT! (And By 'Eat' We Mean $35 Insulin!)

Yes, really, it's not even a March Fool's story.

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James Comer Announces Plan To Turn Oversight Committee Into Benghazi-Dick Pic-Cancel Culture-Palooza

The GOP bench is not deep.

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You Lousy Ingrates Don't Deserve Joe Biden!

C'mon, man!

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