Thank you all for tolerating my live tooting during the debate. Expressing my frustrations is therapeutic for me, otherwise I will explode.

👉 REMEMBER: Polls don’t #vote. Ads don’t vote. Donations don’t vote. We can’t afford to become complacent or self-assured. The race is far from over, and the electoral college is NEVER in our favor. We must keep running ALL THE WAY to the finish line.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!

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ABC: Now onto climate change. Let’s pretend His Royal Supreme Highness Donald Jumbalaya Trump doesn’t believe climate change is a hoax or thinks planes can only fly on sunny days. Kamala, what‘s your plan?

Kamala: I’d promote clean energy while acknowledging & balancing our reliance on fossil fuels until we can do better.

Idiot face: Our cars are made in Chinese factories in Mexico. I will do tariffs about it.

ABC: Very good.

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Idiot face: Where even is Joe Biden? Doesn’t he know he’s supposed to be here debating me? Maybe he’s dead. Does anyone know?

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Idiot face: I would have the war in Ukraine ended before I even become president. As President-elect, I’d call both of them and put an end to it.

Umm…. Isn’t it illegal for a citizen to conduct foreign policy?

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ABC: Madam Vice President, the most high and revered His Excellency Sir President Donald Thomas Jefferson Washington Trump says you hate Israel and are also a poopoo head. How do you respond?

Really, ABC? Really?

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Kamala: World leaders are laughing at him.

Idiot face: That’s not true. Viktor Orban, the totalitarian dictator of Hungary, loves me. He said I’m the greatest. We’re besties and we’re having a slumber party at my place soon. Also, Hannibal Lector thinks I’m the best, and is planning to vote for me.

ABC: Thank you for that thoughtful answer. We will now move on to the next question as though we live in a normal world.

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I guess inflation has broken ABC’s “mute” button. Thanks, Obama.

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I should have known better, but I am SHOCKED that the tfg was stupid enough to bring up the pet-eating hoax.

The only thing that shocked me more was that ABC moderator guy refuted that on air.

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OH. MY. GOD.

ABC: Mr. President (!!!), expert economists agree that tariffs are paid by consumers. Kamala naively believes these crazy economists. What do you say?

Idiot face: We’re going to have the best tariffs you’ve ever seen. China will pay for it all. Everyone knows Kamala loves my tariffs. That’s why tariffs still exist.

ABC: Kamala, to follow up on that, why do you love trump’s tariffs, yet deny it now?

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What a shmuck, he tried to snub her handshake.

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