Nuki Raccoon: Fedi's Favorite Furry F***poster@stavvers
Get a pipe.
Pee inside it.
Fill to near top with cola, mixing with pee.
Attach water balloon, carefully holding alka-seltzer tab inside it.
Set it down with intended target in the splash zone, balloon end up.
Drop in mentos and run.
Once the soaking is done, shout, "You've just been PIPE BOMBED BITCH!"