The three weapons of musical fencing: épée, lpée and singlée. #IllGetMyCoat
@tintvrtkovic did they have to approve TypeForm in triplicate? #IllGetMyCoat
Does heavy rain consist of deuterium oxide? (Heavy water, geddit?) #IllGetMyCoat

That aha moment when you realise the vegetable you’re holding is a yam: Yamaha.

#DadJoke #IllGetMyCoat

@jon

Lynx?

Ok, yeah. I'm going.

#illgetmycoat

I don't know why I leave these things so long ... that's the cooker clock adjusted ... now .. for the car!

#funnies #dadjokes #joke #jokes #IllGetMyCoat

I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person! ... Mind Blown!!!

All this time I just thought he was a theoretical physicist

#DadJokes #IllGetMyCoat #Jokes

I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

#IllGetMyCoat #DadJokes

@neil they'll need someone to help them Defender against it. Working at F-pace to resolve issues of a wide Range... Rover

#illgetmycoat

@rradczewski why would you need timezones, it's not as if servers would ever run in a different timezone then the client #illgetmycoat