Figgy, come bit closer pleez
Yoo jus too far away
How can I go bop yoo good
And make yoo come and play?

Figgy, why stay out of weach
I only wants to bop
Den we can go wessles fearse
And race up to da top

#BopDaFiggy #PlayWifFiggy #WessleFiggy #IWinDaWessles

Silly Figgy
Bunnykiks da air
Pwetending he fearse
Wen nuffing be dere

Silly Figgy
Sitting dere on top
So I gwabs his paw
And gibs him a bop

Silly Figgy
Bunnykiks sum mor
I bops him and wessle
He jumps to da flor

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeBunnykikkingNuffing #IWinDaWessles #catsofmastadon

Sunbeam ups, I not want ups
Mama ups, I not want ups
Figgy ups, I not wants ups

Figgy comes and calls my name
So I get ups
We chase and play

#IWesslesHimGood #IWinDaWessles #NowIUps #catsofmastadon

I pose cute for mama
I pose cute for camra
I pose cute for pikchur
But den Figgy intawups

Fig pose cute for mama
Fig pose cute for camra
Figgy fotobums me
So I wessles him lots good

#CheddarPoetry #Fotobum #IWinDaWessles #MamaStillHeeling #IBehindOnNotiffykayshins #FinNotCome
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