Benson transport chats:

Him (doggie transport guy): So you *never* want kids.

Me: good god that would be hilariously terrible. I am 54 ffs. Neverrrrrrr.

Him: but what if--?

Me: I would take care of that business immediately. *Immediately.*

Him: but you're the type of person who should be a mom! I see how you are with Benson!

Me: dude, I can put Benson on a leash, lead him around, and make him poop outside. Can't do that with a toddler.

[Note: consenting grown ass men, otoh...😈]

Him: Man, you are unshakeable.

The happiest demographic in the world are single women who've never married without kids.

To be an unbothered and never locked down Crone -- yaaaaassss.

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