Benson transport chats:
Him (doggie transport guy): So you *never* want kids.
Me: good god that would be hilariously terrible. I am 54 ffs. Neverrrrrrr.
Him: but what if--?
Me: I would take care of that business immediately. *Immediately.*
Him: but you're the type of person who should be a mom! I see how you are with Benson!
Me: dude, I can put Benson on a leash, lead him around, and make him poop outside. Can't do that with a toddler.
[Note: consenting grown ass men, otoh...😈]
Him: Man, you are unshakeable.
The happiest demographic in the world are single women who've never married without kids.
To be an unbothered and never locked down Crone -- yaaaaassss.