After nappy, we gets up
And on da flor we play.
Me and Figgy wessles fearse!
We do dis eberyday.

Figgy praktis sneeky pounce,
He praktis bumbum flip.
Den he ses he wants no mor,
I lets him leeb my gwip.

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After nappy
We gets up
We wessles rite away

Bite and kik
And roll awound
It be da funnest play!

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