Als #DigitalNative mit 50y Berufsbio schmerzen mich die Posts zum #Modernisierungsaspekt totaler #Digitalisierung, aus denen regelmäßig eine
kindisch-dümmliche #Herablassungssoße quillt.
Merke:
Selbst das #allerallerallerneueste iPhone macht keinen #ITGeek. Wer sich freiwillig in unbekannte #Gewässer stürzt, ist bestenfalls ein #Vollidiot und stolpert ignorant-arrogant seinem Tod entgegen.
Stealthy debugging.
Silent commits.
Master of the dark mode IDE.
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"I was born to code."
Code-blooded, through and through.
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If I ever have kids... but then I won't...
If I'm ever allowed to make parenting decisions for a 7 year old, I'll gift them a laptop with Pop OS! waaaay before they're allowed to get a phone.
"Whats that? You want to watch Paw Patrol? Okay, this is called a mouse, you move it here, click and then type..."
curl -X GET "https://youtub....
Just kidding. But I'd teach them to use a computer instead of the tablet that every parent gives their kids these days.
Am I being too presumptuous?
I just think that if kids all have a phone at 8 years these days, an 8 year old could learn to do lots of cool stuff if allowed to tinker with a computer instead or in addition to a phone... maybe I'd award the phone if they learn to unlock the bootloader?
Okay, maybe it's good I won't have human kids.
#linux #popos #smartphones #itgeek #parenting #unqualifiedparenting
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