Stuck in the Filter: March 2026âs Angry Misses
By Kenstrosity
Rain has started to leak into the ducts as Spring gets wetter and wetter. While Iâm away, vacationing in a nice, dry, cloudy place, my minions are drenched and miserable. As it should be! But Iâm still keeping tabs on their progress. Just because Iâm having a great time somewhere else doesnât mean these louts donât have a quota to meet!
And meet their quota they shall, if only barely⊠BEHOLD!
ClarkKentâs Sci-Fi Soundbites
Epigram // Obsolescent [March 6th, 2026 â Self Released]
Combining the melodic black metal of Thulcandra and Dissection with the symphonics of Fleshgod Apocalypse and SepticFlesh, Epigram dropped a tasty little morsel with their debut, Obsolescent. The trio from Los Angeles puts on a spirited performance that borders on thrash. Tim Cauleyâs display on the kit is a dominant force as he furiously blast beats his way from one song to the next. He turns âWrath of Betrayedâ into a piece of blackened thrash and proves tireless across Obsolescentâs 27-minute runtime. The lively vocal performance of Luis Echevarria adds further to Epigramâs charm. His low growls may seem underpowered, but his delivery is energetic and fun. Heâs also the source of the symphonic instrumentation, via synths, though this aspect is secondary. Sure, thereâs some choral chants (âMyrmidon,â âThe Usurperâs Throneâ), strings (âHour of Godsâ), and other vaguely symphonic sounds, but Epigram is most focused on the blackened melodic stuff. Shadi Absi throws together some great riffs, particularly on âEmpires,â a work of pure black ân roll. The showstopper is âHour of Gods,â with some sweet riffs and terrific energy. This song alone makes Obsolescent a worthy spin. Rounding out the musicians is Sanjay Kumar (Inferi, Wormhole), who plays solos on âWrath of Betrayedâ and âNo Sin.â This is a promising debut for an eager new band.
Kal-El // Astral Voyager Vol. 2 [March 20th, 2026 â Blues Funeral Recordings]
Sporting the greatest band name of all time, Kal-El have been blasting listeners with stoner doom since 2012. Astral Voyager Vol. 2 is the follow-up to last yearâs Vol. 1, and these pyschedeliansâs seventh album overall. Itâs been seven years since Witches of Mars was unfairly pummeled by a Kryptonian frog, and now Iâd like to do the band justice by rescuing them from our filter. On this astral voyage, you get the pleasure of listening to six songs and 42 minutes of laid-back stoner tunes with plenty of fuzzy riffsâperfect for cruising around the cosmos. Their riff-centric approach puts them in the Black Sabbath camp, and the riffs on the likes of âJunoâ and âThe Prophecy,â which has a âChildren of the Graveâ vibe, are tons of fun. Further cementing the Sabbath comp is the vocal performance of StĂ„le Rodvelt, who carries a resemblance to Ozzy in his delivery. Longer cuts take more exploratory routes, akin to Sleep, yet still feature plenty to get your head bobbinâ. âAsteroidâ opens up with some sweet riffs that sustain its near eight-minute frame, while âThe Nineâ will still have you singing along in the final of its ten minutes. 1 So if you are in the mood for something chill that wonât put you to sleep, something that has the riffs without the risk of elevating your blood pressure, you should spend some time with Kal-El.
Thus Spokeâs Tectonic Treat
Bong-Ra // Esoterik [March 20th, 2026 â Debemur Morti Productions]
Not having received promo, it was only upon visiting DMâs Bandcamp page while writing up Aversio Humanitatis that I realised Bong-Ra had released another album. Asked whether Esoterik would be leaning more into enigmatic doom or spiky industrial electronica, the shapeshifting Bong-Ra said âyesâ. The music is built on layers of dense, gritty atmosphere undulating with bass, breakbeats, and distorted riffs. Vocals are maintained from Black Noiseâhalf-spoken snarls blurred by noise, shifting between blunt tunefulness (âSerpentine Helixâ) and gargling venom (âMachine Haloâ)âbut at least half of the space is devoted to the purely instrumental psychosis. The saxophone is back, adding bizarre elegance and chilling eeriness in equal measure. Sometimes, Esoterik seems to be pitting its sultry and acerbic natures against one another; that chamber jazz side can take one by surprise (âPleasures of the Flesh,â âDuality of Oneâ), sandwiched as it is between a more punishing industrialism, but Bong-Ra just about gets away with it. This could be down to Esoterikâs efficiency in establishing (new) groovesârhythmic and stylistic. Opener âHarmony Cloakâ dispels misgivings on its skittering electronic oddity with a chorus that strikes a stylish balance between melody and dissonance; âMachine Haloâ later follows in its stride. Itâs an album that earns its moniker, right down to the particular spelling, and is worth the dark diversion it requires.
Grin Reaperâs Kooky Curios
Surturian // II â Hessian Spears [March 13th, 2026 â Crawling Chaos]
A German thrash band named after the legendary fire giant and guardian of Muspelheim? And on their debut LP, they launch an unrelenting, venomous assault filled with sticky riffs and bopping bass grooves in under forty-five minutes? Sign me up! Surturian plays thrash that smacks of early Testament and Metallica fused with the epic melodies of latter-day Kreatorâhell, vocalist Tim Krogull reeks of Milleâs rancorous vocals, even though his name hews closer to a Voivodian disposition. In addition to thrash influences, Surturian calls upon Maidenâs signature gallops (âCimmerians Wrathâ) and anthemic melodies (ââ Night Stalker,â âDo What Thou Wiltâ), inculcating a lofty grandeur throughout II â Hessian Spears. Further fanning Surturianâs flames, the outfit navigates a varied landscape that imbues each track with its own character while never straying too far from their core sound. Hard-hitting offensives (âBlood Witcheryâ), slinky licks (âNight Stalkerâ), and oddball songwriting (âBeneath a Dying Skyâ2) unite into an album Iâve regularly returned to since discovering it. If youâre feeling unSurtain, take it from meâitâs always a good time for some Hessian aggression!
Barn // Crucibles [March 24th, 2026 â Self Released]
Thanks to a certain dude/guy in the comments section, Crucibles didnât slip past me undetected. Despite their dubious band name, Barn dropped a humdinger slab of tech death back in March that oozes with references to Unquestionable Presence (Atheist), Focus (Cynic), and, to a lesser extent, Decrepit Birth.3 There are even moments that echo more subdued moments from recent Sallow Moth releases (âThe Serpentâs Perpetual Shedâ). Staccato bursts of guitar, pinch harmonics, and buttery, fretless bass glissandos epitomize what Barn offers, and they spread it thick and chunky all over Cruciblesâ sixty-five-minute runtime. Rustic name notwithstanding, Barnâs latest sounds like a sci-fi adventure, supported by track names like âBlack Hole Lensâ and âCymatics.â The fretless bass especially helps with the futuristic aesthetic, frictionlessly gliding through gusts of abrupt, otherworldly guitars that buffet tracks from all angles. Barn rarely offers reprieve during their unconventional onslaught, but tracks like âForbidden Fruits,â âCymatics,â and âThe Defeaterâ achieve such heights that I donât find myself needing one. In short, these Boise boys warp listeners to a different dimension on Crucibles, and though it runs a tad long, I havenât been deterred yet from lighting up this Barnburner.
Dionysiaque // La Tourbe des RĂȘves [March 27th, 2026 â I, Voidhanger Records]
Dionysiaque dispenses a bizarre derivative of doom on La Tourbe des RĂȘves thatâs sure to be equal parts captivating and divisive. Reaching into the bag of tricks defined by Cathedral, Black Sabbath, and Candlemass, Dionysiaqueâs sophomore album lumbers and chugs with classic rock-inspired leads and firecracker songcraft that I find utterly enthralling. Songs like âAaron,â âHate Fruit,â and âThe Two Headed Boyâ spotlight Dionysiaqueâs plaintive guitar wails, contributed by L.B. and Bruno Penserini, along with their savvy balance of somber atmospheres and rousing melodies. Buoying the guitar tandem, bassist Lethal lays down frolicking, fabulous thunder via absorbing countermelodies while drummer T.H. looses potent fills and rolls throughout. Soaring atop the instrumentation are N.C.âs unorthodox vocals, which will almost certainly be the sole determining factor in listenersâ ability to engage with La Tourbe des RĂȘves. His delivery recalls that of Mayhemâs Attila Csihar at his most operatically deranged, never lacking conviction yet occasionally overpowering and ostentatious. Still, I appreciate and enjoy the commitment to the unhinged performance, and although dialing it back a little would make Dionysiaqueâs latest more accessible, Iâve come to love La Tourbe des RĂȘves without apology. So donât be afraid to let a little love into your heartâgo get debauched with Dionysiaqueâs aphrodisiac.
Creeping Ivyâs Pandemonic Pleasure
Mammonâs Throne // My Body to the Worms [March 13th, 2026 â Hammerheart Records]
In advising his fellow fallen angelsârecently expelled from Heavenâto turn Hell into a competing kingdom, Mammon projects that All Demons will âwork ease out of pain / Through labor and endurance.â4 Satan doesnât heed this advice, but the third LP from Mammonâs Throne arguably does. On My Body to the Worms, this Australian five-piece inflicts pleasurable pain upon metaldom via five filthy slabs of sludgy death-doom (plus two instrumental reprieves). Mammonâs Throne conjure Hooded Menace, Temple of Void, and (old) Worm in their proclivity for plodding tempos, swampy riffs, and gravely howls (âElixirâ). The album is also a labor of love for classic (death-) doom Ă la Paradise Lost and My Dying Bride, mixing gothy croons, ascendant melodicism, and haunting piano into the bandâs sinister stew (âEvery Day More Sickened,â âAt the Threshold of Eternityâ). Though the listener does need some endurance, as three of the five non-instrumentals hover in the 8â9 minute range, the record flows fluidly across an easy 42 minutes. If you ever wondered what metal in league with Mammon might sound like, give My Body to the Worms a spin.
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