I luvs da mama
Wif my hart
I eben luvs her
Wen she fart

She be my hewo
Always heer
And filling me wif
Happy cheer

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Ebery nite, I sleeps by mama
I stays close
I protek her

Ebery morning, wen she wakes
Dere I be
By her side

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I gibs my mama kissses
I kissy her, not bite
Cuz tho I likes to bite her
Biting not polite

I gibs my mama kisses
To show my luv for her
As I lik her finger
I gibs a long soft purr

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I luvs yoo mama
Foreber and eber
I proteks yoo mama
Foreber and eber

I holds on to yoo
Foreber and eber
I will neber let go
Not eber, not eber

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My mama gibs me cuddles
And she comes wen I go mew
My mama gibs me nummy noms
And den she steels my poo

My mama sabed me long ago
A hewo wat she be
I luvs her lots, wif all my hart
And she belongs to me

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