Just scheduled surgery for my trigger thumb. It will be my first medical treatment on #Medicare.

We tried the steroid shot and although it relieved the pain and reduced the swelling, the thumb still "clicks." I want my left hand functioning normally!

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OK, which one of you clowns decided that Monserrat should be the standard web font???

No one? Fine, Iโ€™ll just take the hit out on the designer. Because it is garbage.
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@jasonsantamaria Ah, the glory days of a 16-inch Trinitron for Photoshop/Illustrator/PageMaker documents and a 13-inch Apple VGA piece-of-crap for palettes. #CRTs #IAmOld

When did they stop publishing VCR Plus codes in TV Guide?

...Do they still publish TV Guide?

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What's a Charlie Puth?

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I referred to 4000 holes in Lancashire in a mailing list post. Someone else felt it was necessary to explain the reference. I feel old.

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I just realized that my wasband's niece โ€” still my niece, or does divorce cancel that, too? โ€” who I haven't seen in at least 20 years, turned 40 today. She was born the day of the Challenger disaster.

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@catsalad The keyboard shortcut is ^KJ

Oh shit, sorry, that deletes the WordStar accounts, my bad.

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