A ★ review of I Am Here....Now (2009)

2023 movie viewings, #2. It's Neil Breen Week here at my place right now, and today I watched film #2 of his five-title (soon to be six) remarkable run as "the best terrible filmmaker of our generation." As we discussed last time, during 2005's Double Down, the secret here of Breen's films reaching the exquisite levels of, say, an Ed Wood or Tommy Wiseau, is not just that they're terrible but that Breen seems to not understand that; in fact, a big part of their charm is that they're so close to actually being the forgettable basic-cable genre thrillers Breen