#there-is-lobster-bisque-in-these-veins! #I-AM-MAINE #you-come-at-the-the-King-you-best-not-miss! #yeah-but-would-you-[removes-mustache]-hit-a-girl??? #and-no-one-knew-because-i-cleverly-avoided-ever-using-pronouns #LIEberals #pt-2 #bitterkarella #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads