Texting with my friend about pollen, except I wrote gluten instead of pollen.

#HowItsGoing

I guess Uncle Sam doesn't want any brown-skinned folks sneaking in through that "patriotism and sacrifice" loophole. 🙄 🤦‍♂️

"ICE agents will screen attenders of Marine Corps graduation ceremonies"

"...federal law enforcement personnel 'will be present at installation access points to conduct enhanced screening and lawful immigration status inquiries during recruit family and graduation days'”.

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src: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/31/ice-agents-marine-corps-graduation

#howitstarted #howitsgoing

@uc_uoft

Ordinarily I'd say "lie down with dogs and you'll wake up with fleas" but I think Lindsey's had fleas for a long, long time.

Oh well, I guess I should get ready to lose most of my favorite weekly shows. 😠

"Paramount’s David Ellison Tapped As State Of The Union Guest After Trump Wades Into Warner Bros. Battle"

Source: https://www.forbes.com/sites/saradorn/2026/02/24/paramounts-david-ellison-tapped-as-state-of-the-union-guest-after-trump-wades-into-warner-bros-battle/

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#MoneyRuinsEverything

Can we rewind to the 70s and start the fuck over, please?

Asking because I've got no other ideas at this point.

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#OldManYellingAtClouds

[Me waking to find we're at war with Iran]: "Wow, there must be some nuclear-grade secrets in those Epstein files."

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#Distractions
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