Congressional Florida Man Gives Out Dummy Grenades To Fellow Republican Dummies

Okay cool.

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Here Are The Rank Seditionists Who Get To Chair Committees In Kevin McCarthy's House

Call us crazy but we think if you tried to overthrow the government you should not get to do this.

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Everybody Hates Matt Gaetz And His Stupid Great Big Face Now

Pffffft he'll be fine.

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