Tonight's panzerotti experiment leads me to believe I can attempt making them in large batches, par-fry, individually vacuum seal, and freeze like better versions of Hot Pockets.

I think I'll wait until next year to begin testing because I'm all pizza'd out

#food #cooking #panzerotti #pizza #hotpockets

🔥🔬Ah yes, modern science has finally cracked the code for energy-efficient reactions with a stroke of genius: microwaves! Because clearly, what the world needed was another way to heat Hot Pockets while failing to load web pages. 📡💥
https://phys.org/news/2025-10-microwave-technique-energy-efficient-chemical.html #energyEfficiency #microwaves #modernScience #innovation #techHumor #HotPockets #HackerNews #ngated
Microwave technique allows energy-efficient chemical reactions

Some industrial processes used to create useful chemicals require heat, but heating methods are often inefficient, partly because they heat a greater volume of space than they really need to. Researchers, including those from the University of Tokyo, devised a way to limit heating to the specific areas required in such situations. Their technique uses microwaves, not unlike those used in home microwave ovens, to excite specific elements dispersed in the materials to be heated. Their system proved to be around 4.5 times more efficient than current methods.

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Knowledge Fight: #1012: January 29, 2025

In this installment, Dan and Jordan get to hear Alex interview three complete idiots, break down some science, and try his best to pretend to care about RFK's confirmation hearing.

Wait, since when did #HotPockets no longer come with crisping sleeves?!

ATTENTION! 📣 Hot Pockets no longer give you the sleeve to make them crispy from the microwave. Now they are just hot soggy.

The box says to cook them in the air fryer.

#WTF #HotPockets

SNL opener was pretty great

I *almost* didn't believe that was JIM GAFFIGAN 

#gaffigan #timwalz #HarrisWalz #snl #hotpockets

I've been playing too much FromSoftware games. I had a dream where I went to an academy, kind of like Hogwarts, but it's for warriors and battlemages who have to brutally train to survive boss fights. I find out that I'm especially good at crushing magic and I take down some armored monstrosity that looks like the Chain Chomp from Mario 64 crossed with Smough from Dark Souls. Also, for some reason, I wear a white cowl and full body burqa and have a romance with some Draco Malfoy-esque douchebag.

This is why you don't eat a Hot Pocket before bed.

#dreams #weirddreams #hotpockets #hooooootpockets #darksouls #fromsoftware #hogwarts

I miss BBQ #Hotpockets

Two recent finds at our local grocery store that make me fear for our future.

#magicthegathering #pumpkinspice #hotpockets

Let's Cook: Homemade Turkey 'Hot Pockets'

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