Unofficial F1 Rule #67: Why every F1 fan needs the “three-lap hopium cap” (before Ferrari breaks your heart again)
The Rule: When your team shows signs of improvement, you are permitted exactly three laps of optimism before mandatory pessimism protocols must be reinstated. Any hope beyond Lap 3 is considered reckless emotional behaviour and will result in devastating heartbreak.
Lap 1. Your midfield team qualifies P6. The new upgrades seem to be working. The pace looks REAL. You text the group chat: "WE'RE SO BACK."
Lap 4. Gearbox issue. Your driver is out. The group chat has receipts. You've violated […]
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