Dear Labour Party,
How to pick a new leader:
(1) Don't accidentally pick an agent of an enemy state
(We all know where that leads.)
(2) Don't pick anyone with a silly voice
(3) Don't pick anyone who doesn't ask enough questions
(4) Don't pick anyone who's ever accepted a bribe or financially abused their position
(5) Don't pick a thicky - i.e. not a puppet figure
(6) Do choose an actual fucking socialist
Corresponding advice applies to the Conservative party.
#HopeThisHelps


