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Still watching Extraordinary Attorney Woo:
Attorney: "There is order in the courtroom. This is not some marketplace fight."
Ahahahahahahah, good one! 
(I'll remind you that my assessment of the legal realism in this show is "Hollywood law.")
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Some thoughts on Extraordinary Attorney Woo...
I've seen up to and including episode 4.
I like Woo. I find her interesting.
I like the treatment of autism in the show.
However. I dislike some of the soundtrack. It sounds childish to me. Not a fan.
I also hate the court scenes. Yes, yes, this is Korean law, which is significantly different from American law. Still, some of the legal maneuvering looks strikingly similar to Hollywood law. Not a fan of this either.
I searched for articles about the legal realism of this show, but came up empty-handed.
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Holy fuck! I did not realize how much Alina Habba is a shitty lawyer.
Pour yourself your preferred drink, and open up a bag of popcorn, 'cause the video I link to below is a complete circus.
Having a shitty lawyer at trial can make a huge difference in the verdict. The first E. Jean Carroll trial ended with a verdict of 5 million dollars. The second ended with a verdict of 83.3 million dollars. Why? The difference is that in the second trial, Habba was leading the charge.
Not gonna lie, I don't see why Trump won't eventually sue her for malpractice. She was **COMPLETELY** out of her depth in court. She did not even know how to produce documents as evidence. I think she got her degree from the Hollywood school of law.
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Prosecution: Your Honor, I object!
Judge: Why?
Prosecution: Because.
Judge: Because what?
Prosecution: Because reasons.
Judge: What reasons?
Prosecution: Defense counsel went into an extended explanation when I asked, 'How are you?'
Judge: [Turning to the defence]: What say you?
Defense: I'm autistic, Your Honor. When someone ask me how I am, I give them a straight answer.
Judge: I see. [Turning to the prosecution.] Say, do you know how we're going to end this skit?
Prosecution: No. [Looks at the defense.] Do you?
Defense: No.
All: Damn...
True story. Once upon a time, a website that shall remain nameless, for reasons that are soon going to be evident, suspended me for "hacking."
Oh, I'll also mention that this site is a site for software engineers. Yeah, that's relevant.
I had not done any hacking. So I contacted them. They said that they could clearly see in their logs that I had been hacking them, but they could not tell me what it is they actually saw, because that would allow me to hack them some more. They thought they were playing some sort of four-dimensional chess with a mastermind.
I was angry... but then I relaxed, and I talked to my cable modem. I said:
"Yo! Could you renegotiate a new address on the Internet?"
It replied:
"No trouble, boss!"
It renegotiated, got a new address, and then... I was able to access the site again.
So:
1. These idiots used a technique that could easily be circumvented.
2. Why the hell did they not suspend *my login?????* I could use the site just as well as before.
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Bonus storytelling round!!!
I can imagine this being the plot of some #shitty #Hollywood show.
Prosecution: "Member of the jury, I'd like to point out that the defendant asked his modem to... [dramatic pause]... negotiate an IP address!!!!!! [Points to the defendant dramatically.]"
Audience: [Gasps and clutches the pearls.]
Judge: "Negotiating an IP address is so vile, that I find you guilty on all charges, irrevocably, and in perpetuity. TO THE CROCODILES!!!!!!"
Jury: "What's our role in all this?"
Judge: "Fuck all! I decide everything, hahahahaha!"
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