Lighten The Load (t) (p)

Birds generally are pretty light, however, when you get a couple of hundred perched on your arms, things can get heavy. Lemmy the Tree gives himself a little relief once a week by running bogus birdseed sale ads in the local paper. The birds fall for it every time!

Stansberry Lake, Washington 2016
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Fried (t)

The Green Hornet and the Green Lantern loved to cook when they weren't out doing the superhero stuff. So, it was only natural for them to join forces and open their own place.

Poulsbo, Washington 2016
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The Light Came On (t)

It wasn't until this very moment that Junior understood what Dad meant by "you have to let go!"

Key Peninsula North, Washington 2016
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Fin Flipping

Esox Lucius was really excited to see that there was a place named after him. That is, until he realized people were buying his brothers and sisters and eating them. Disgusting!

Seattle, Washington 2016
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Into Daylight (t)

It's always unsettling emerging into daylight. You just never know what kind of exposure is awaiting you. Lately, it's been groups of people waving signs expressing the benefits of voting for Bill or Melania. Spooky!

Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
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Daza (p)

Jimmy is a gum taster. He's paid to decide which flavors and textures are used for production. He also works as a coffee taster. He does coffee in the morning and gum chewing the rest of the day. It's pretty obvious where he does his gum tasting.

Post Alley, Seattle, Washington 2016
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Taking Options (p)

So, Caption Ahabit's plan was to use Sam the Squid as bait to catch Mobly Penis. Sam didn't think much of the idea and decided to pass on Ahabit's promise of book and movie deals.

Squid by Pat Wickline

Pike Place Market, Seattle, Washington 2016
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One Bite Away (t)

Cory the Cormorant sat on this post every day for the past five years. It gave him a perfect perch to rest and eat his catch. Unfortunately for Cory, Muncher the Killer Whale likes cormorants.

Southworth Ferry, Port Orchard, Washington 2016
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One (t)

Brontes took a job which required him to keep an eye out. He didn't realize his employer meant literally keep an eye out.

Cyclops Cafe & Lounge, Seattle, Washington 2016
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Lift (t)

Once again, the "Move A Mountain" contest had no winner. It seems no one can come up with a crane design that will handle the load.

Seattle, Washington 2016
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