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Veering a “hard right” off track.

THESE are the strangest, most puzzling items I’ve ever seen at my local record store.

The owner said somebody came by & donated a box of records for free, & THESE were in a ziplock bag tucked down the side, & that he couldn’t sell them, & I should just take them.

Some important facts to note:

I don’t give a FUCK about politics.
I never have, I never will.

I’ve never once voted, never even registered to vote, & don’t give a shit about Democrats, Republicans, Green Parties, Sausage Parties or Gender Reveal Parties.

All politicians, regardless of side, are utter swine and have NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
It’s all an illusion, & is for other people to waste their lives by concerning themselves with it.

It’s like the Republican National Convention threw up everywhere. 🤮 😂

My favorite is the comically oversized “MEET PRESIDENT AND MRS. FORD” pin.
Have you ever seen two more lively people in your life?
#retro #vintage #art #music #analog #hilarious

Trump ‘shouted and cursed Netanyahu over threat to resume Beirut bombing’

Angry phone call took place after Iran said it would suspend talks with US over Israel’s Lebanon campaign, Axios reports

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