Hey, Trump!
Know whose Tuesday went better than yours?
You guessed it, buddy!
Yeah, that’s him: the guy who started crying when called out for being a racist when he used a Trump admin member, Lynne Patton, as a prop. Of course, he couldn’t have done it had she not consented to his shameful charade. I digress.
Meadows threw your Cheeto-dusted, decadent, corrupt, corpulent carcass under the bus. He thinks he’s on the road to redemption. That’s a knee-slapper.
#MarkMeadows #DonaldTrump #HeyTrump
Hey, Trump!
To help you get things in perspective, think of your predicament like this:
It’s a BAD DAY AT BLACK ROCK. Special counsel Jack Smith is the Spencer Tracy character, and you’re the guy Ernest Borgnine played. Got that? Good.
You have a nice day.
#DonaldTrump #JackSmith #TrumpIndicted #January6 #BadDayAtBlackRock #HeyTrump
Hey, Trump!
Wait, wait!
Don’t tell me.
It’s Obama’s fault! 🤣
You’re going to prison.
#DonaldTrump #TrumpIndicted #January6 #FakeElectors #JackSmith #HeyTrump
Hey, Trump!
You can stop using TicTacs, now that you’ve got your own line of Trump-branded breath fresheners:
👉 Impeach Mints
👉 Docu Mints
👉 Indict Mints
👉 Arraign Mints
Coming Soon:
👉 Imprison Mints!
#DonaldTrump #CriminalTrump #TicTacs #JackSmith #ImprisonMints #HeyTrump
“I, do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic…”
~ U.S. Secret Service
Oath of Office
Hey, Trump!
Your ignorant MAGA base is clueless, but the rest of AMERICA KNOWS YOU’RE AN ENEMY OF THE CONSTITUTION. Has it never occurred to you that your Secret Service detail may well include at least one patriotic American who takes their oath of office seriously, and will honor it?
#TraitorTrump #HeyTrump
Hey, Trump!
If, instead of being a lazy lummox, you had moved your “Beautiful Mind” boxes yourself, without saying anything to anyone, you may well have gotten away with your crime. Think of all the witnesses and evidence that wouldn’t exist today.
You were sloppy, and you’re still sloppy. You, Mr. Trump, are too damned stupid to be a criminal. Ultimately, it’s your hubris that will do you in.
#HeyTrump #MaraLagoDocuments
Hey, Trump!
I just heard the tape of you discussing a classified military document that you were showing off in Bedminster. You’re missing those good ol’ days when the so-called “pee tape” was the worst of your worries, aren’t you? Of course, you are.
The Bedminster recording wasn’t a “pee tape,” but you can definitely count on it to land you in some really deep shit.
#DonaldTrump #MaraLagoDocs #BedminsterTapes #JackSmith #CriminalTrump #HeyTrump
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