#SaveYouAClick: fancy word for long distance relationship.

> Many Millennials Are ‘Telesexual’ Now. What Does That Mean? https://www.vice.com/en/article/many-millennials-are-telesexual-now-what-does-that-mean/

In another reminder why, if I am ever single again, it's the #HermitLife for me. FFS.

#relationships #dating

Many Millennials Are ‘Telesexual’ Now. What Does That Mean?

Long-distance love used to be something you tolerated, not something you picked. Until "telesexual" became a thing.

VICE

And if making someone allergic was not bad enough, again, why it may be the #HermitLife for me if I am single again.

> Couples Are Having Threesomes With AI https://www.vice.com/en/article/couples-are-having-threesomes-with-ai/

#AISlop #sloperator #dating #relationships #intimacy

Couples Are Having Threesomes With AI

I apologize in advance, but there’s a new phrase that’s been floating around out there to describe sexuality. “AI-sexual” is the latest one. 

VICE

> You Might Be Allergic to Your Boyfriend https://www.vice.com/en/article/you-might-be-allergic-to-your-boyfriend/

Again, in reasons it's the #HermitLife for me if the Better Half goes first. I would not want some other woman to suddenly get an allergy. One has to be considerate. (Do note, a caveat or two may apply acc. to article.)

#dating #relationships #health

You Might Be Allergic to Your Boyfriend

Falling for a man is already enough of a health risk. Then the internet had to introduce one more nightmare for us to worry about.

VICE

> Sarah Akinterinwa on decoding modern relationship labels – cartoon
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/mar/07/sarah-akinterinwa-decoding-modern-relationship-labels-cartoon

Sheesh. Again, why if heaven forbid the Better Half goes first, it's the #HermitLife for me. Everything these days needs some kind of label on the sly it seems.

#dating #relationships

Sarah Akinterinwa on decoding modern relationship labels – cartoon

Situationship, flirtationship … what do all these new labels actually mean?

The Guardian

> You’re Not Nearly as Attractive as You Think You Are, Study Says https://www.vice.com/en/article/youre-not-nearly-as-attractive-as-you-think-you-are-study-says/

Another reminder why, if the Better Half goes first, it's the #HermitLife for me. I am pretty much what you see is what you get, no more, no less. I make the troll under the bridge look handsome.

#dating #relationships

You’re Not Nearly as Attractive as You Think You Are, Study Says

Dating advice has convinced many of us that there’s a single, correct version of attractive. It pushes people toward extremes.

VICE

Oh, again, speaking of "sextinction" and why, if I am ever single again, it's the #HermitLife for me.

> People Are ‘Datefishing’ Now: 3 Signs They’re Not Really Looking for Love https://www.vice.com/en/article/people-are-datefishing-now-3-signs-theyre-not-really-looking-for-love/

#dating #relationships #men #women

People Are ‘Datefishing’ Now: 3 Signs They’re Not Really Looking for Love

It seems many daters are prioritizing luxurious, Instagram-worthy dates over genuine connections. That's "datefishing" in a nutshell.

VICE

On that basis, as I often say, if the Better Half goes before I go it's the #HermitLife for me since I am not 6 ft. tall, blonde, blue eyed, and definitely NOT wealthy, astronomically or otherwise.

#books #reading #TBR #relationships #sex #men #women

Recharging my battery after a big family get together has been a lot today. It takes at least 2 days to unwind after a big social get together. I've noticed as I get older (I am 36) the less social I get. Which is fine. I'm perfectly happy with being around my family, and my dogs. If I'm alone, I read or game. I do miss my best friend I left in the town we ran from after becoming homeless.
#hermitlife #autismawareness

> This Is the Real Reason So Many Women Are Emotionally Done With Dating https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-is-the-real-reason-so-many-women-are-emotionally-done-with-dating/

Just another reminder that if, heaven forbid, the Better Half goes first, it's going to be the #HermitLife for me. Dating is just a clusterfuck in the #HardTimes.

This Is the Real Reason So Many Women Are Emotionally Done With Dating

Dating hasn’t exactly inspired confidence lately. If it feels harder to care, harder to invest, and easier to stay detached.

VICE
He wandered alone, through frozen valleys and across quiet ridges.
Each step whispered with memory.
No destination.
Just the sky, the silence — and the stillness found only at the summit.

#hermitlife #mountainjourney #wintersolitude #snowypeaks
#quietexploration #alpinestillness #visualpoetry #mysticlandscape
#glibatree #fediverseart #pixelartjournal #hikinginward
#slowadventure #aestheticjourney #silentinfinity