quangobaud🎶 tie a shit-gibbon to a poison oak-tree 🎶
-- traditional
It is rumoured that his heir-in-law, Sleazhairyson, hath received a thousand thousand cistercii from a merchant of medium in the Eastern Provinces. What say you, Tribune?
The Crock, The Crook, The Crack and The Cuckold
Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him.