@Happyfishmedia I will only allow (2) if the gwailo happened to have time travelled from before 1873. Otherwise #headslap.
Ahead of the #G20 in J'burg SA, police are clearning homeless encampments near the summit site by telling the homeless to "go home". #HeadSlap https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2025-11-14-homeless-told-to-go-home-as-city-of-joburg-clears-the-streets-for-g20-summit/

A friend who moved to Taiwan more than thirty years ago (forwarding her last US mail to my house) is evidently turning 65, based on another fresh tsunami of Medicare USPS junk mail I am starting to receive.

#HeadSlap #DirectMail #MergeAndPurge?

I've been informed by #DTE that in order to "improve reliability by 90%" in this area, tomorrow they will… "interrupt your service for up to two hours"

#Headslap #DoesntTransmitEnergy

@RickiTarr Our mistakes verify our humanity. #Duh #Headslap #YukYuk
Don’t pee on seals. Seriously, like WTAF… I actually need to say this.
#altext
#funny
#signs
#HeadSlap
Elon so desperate to recoup some cash he is selling out the value of the blue checkmark... so now clowns and trolls are getting blue checkmarks of famous people and businesses making #Twitter a completely unreliable source of information #headslap I though he was suppose to be smart?!