Inventor of the word Cankles sued by English Oxford Dictionary for misappropriation of heel spurs.

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@NWBison Ben put his key on a kite string so he wouldn't loose his house key, only to have lighting destroy it.

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The Glove Song of J. Alfred Prufrock

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Three's Company: Shark Tank edition

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The Long RockyRoad Back

Why are all those frogs calling to me? "Rabbit, rabbit?" I'm not going in that water, dude!

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She got the bronze mine
I got the shaft

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#imattheagewhere embarrassing my wife in public is the last remaining sport I participate in.

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