“The study of taxonomy in its broadest sense is probably the oldest branch of biology or natural history as well as the basis for all the other branches, since the first step in obtaining any knowledge of things about us is to discriminate between them and to learn to recognize them”*…

The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group (HORG) is a tongue-in-cheek non-profit organization founded in 1994 by John Daniel (a visual effects artist with a background in invertibrate zoology). It playfully researches and classifies plastic bread clips, calling them “occlupanids,” as if they were a species in a scientific taxonomy (Kingdom: Plasticae), documenting their diverse forms from around the world. They treat these common, often-ignored objects as fascinating organisms, collecting specimens and creating a taxonomy and a database of their shapes, colors, and “species”…

This site contains several years of research in the classification of occlupanids. These small objects are everywhere, dotting supermarket aisles and sidewalks with an impressive array of form and color. The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group has taken on the mantle of classifying this most common, yet most puzzling, member of phylum Plasticae…

Occlupanids are generally found as parasitoids on bagged pastries in supermarkets, hardware stores, and other large commercial establishments. Their fascinating and complex life cycle is unfortunately severely under-researched. What is known is that they take nourishment from the plastic sacs that surround the bagged product, not the product itself, as was previously thought. Notable exceptions to this habit are those living off rubber bands and on analog watch hands.

In most species, they often situate themselves toward the center of the plastic bag, holding in the contents. This leads to speculation that the relationship may be more symbiotic than purely parasitic.

Their stunning diversity and mysterious habits have entranced many a respectable scientist into studying, collecting, and cataloging specimens late into the night.

This site contains several years of research in the classification of occlupanids. For those of you who do not consume sliced bread, occlupanids do not form an important part of your life. For the rest of the world, These small objects are everywhere, dotting supermarket aisles and sidewalks with an impressive array of form and color.

The Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group has taken on the mantle of classifying this most common, yet most puzzling, member of phylum Plasticae.

They’ve even created a handy, free print-your-own set of cut-out identifcation placards “for the excitable amateur scientists out there who want to start their own collection!”

Ready, set, browse: HORG- Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group

For more on HORG, see here and here.

Richard E. Blackwelder

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As we contemplate classification, we might send insightful birthday greetings to a man who revolutionized the understanding of the taxonomy of his field, Harold Varmus; he was born on this date in 1939. A microbiologist and medical doctor, he shared (with J. Michael Bishop) the 1989 Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for discovery of the cellular origin of retroviral oncogenes— a discovery that led to great strides in the understanding, diagnosis, and treatment of a variety of cancers.

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Update. From #HaroldVarmus, "I Used to Run the #NIH. Here’s What Worries Me."
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/opinion/trump-public-health-funding-nih.html

"I’ve spent over five decades as a scientist in academia and the federal government, including as director of the NIH. Never before have I seen my profession so politicized as it is now under the #Trump administration…For baffling reasons, the executive branch is now waging war on America’s scientific enterprise. This assault includes nominating leaders hostile to science and unqualified for their roles; issuing a barrage of executive orders that disrupt research by restricting meetings, publications, travel and grant making; censoring ideas and even certain words from scientific discourse; and trying to withhold billions of dollars from universities and other research institutions that help pay the costs of research."

PS: In addition to being a former NIH director, Varmus is a Nobel laureate (1989 Medicine) and co-founder of @PLOS.

#Censorship #DefendResearch #Medicine #Takedowns #Trump #USPol #USPolitics

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I've never been a golf fan, for many reasons. But I'm a new fan of Harold Varmus III. https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2023/04/05/harold-varner-iii-liv-golf-masters/
#HaroldVarmus #Golf #EconomicJustice #PGA #LIV
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In weighing LIV Golf’s polarizing offer and his desire to change his family's trajectory, Harold Varner III had seen too much to lie.

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