"I hope Simon Cowell is okay!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Clothes on at the Nudist Resort, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #SimonCowell #HappyBirthdaySimonCowell #ChrisGethard

"I knew that Simon Cowell was the mean guy!" - WILLIAM HUNG, william hung, pt. 1, Sixteenth Minute (of Fame) #SixteenthMinute #SimonCowell #HappyBirthdaySimonCowell #WilliamHung

"People like Simon Cowell, actually, have done wonders for us as teachers." - JON SMITH, Save the Day, This American Life #TAL #ThisAmericanLife #SavetheDay #SimonCowell #HappyBirthdaySimonCowell #JonSmith

"First of all, who do you think the Simon Cowell of the ocean is?" - BROTI GUPTA, whale songs//prank calls, Lecture Hall Podcast #lecturehallpod #lecturehallpodcast #SimonCowell #HappyBirthdaySimonCowell #BrotiGupta