Haunted Houses

All houses wherein men have lived and died

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Michigan reporting in. When I was a child, we would say:

Trick or treat
Smell my feet
Give me something good to eat
If you don't
I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear

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When wolfbane blooms, the last leaf falls,
And wild wolves greet the moon with howls and calls
Look not on the lawn at night
Or be struck by a terrible sight:
Larry Talbot pantsless and licking his balls.
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@AGT too good not to continue though!

A Halloween monster called Trumpkin,
Had a face like a big orange pumpkin
He spread racist lies,
Served e coli fries,
And now we're all gonna dump him!

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@AGT how about…

A Halloween monster called Trumpkin,
Had a face like a big orange pumpkin,
Slipped climbing the truck,
And he yelled, “WTF?!
I’ll fire all of you bumpkins!”
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"Dracul!" his subjects oft wailed
His cruelty, their defiance curtailed
Til his wife a horn donned
Lubed up and strapped on
And Vlad found he liked *being* impaled.
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This one’s leaving me so disturbed I can’t continue it…

A Halloween monster called Trumpkin,
Had a face like a big orange pumpkin…
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“Thou, from whose unseen presence the leaves dead/ Are driven, like ghosts from an enchanter fleeing” (no need to #Halloweenpoemorlimerick for #hashtaggames because PB Shelley is perfectly goth already.) Happy Autumn! Happy Halloween!