I’ve drank too much black coffee
Read too much Bill Burroughs
I’ve been a he, I’ve been a she
A “maybe” and “who knows”
I’ve had the CBGBs
I’ve turkeyed way upstate
So don’t you rock me, Daddio
Oh does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
When your mother says “Don’t do it” do you crank it up in spite?
Do you rob your brother’s Giro? Do you talk a load of shite?
Does your heroin lose its glamour on the washboard overnight?
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“What made Colombia famous”

What price your bluster
What price your smarm
I’ve seen body parts lying in biology labs
With far more charm

Oh, big truck, Innsbruck
King of the Hill
Cock-a-doodle-doo
What made Colombia famous
Has made a prick out of you

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Safe to say 1906 miles is the furthest I've travelled to see #halfmanhalfbiscuit #hmhb

Half Man Half Biscuit @ Project House - 14 Aug feat. Half Man Half Biscuit, Madame Claude

#SESH #HalfManHalfBiscuit #MadameClaude

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“Trying to get a trestle table back off Beth Tweddle, such a pain in the arse”

Nigel bringing joy to the dog walk today

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All I Want for Christmas Is A Dukkla Prague Away Kit (Half Man Half Biscuit), by campervan

from the album We Only Just Got Here

campervan

“It’s Cliched To Be Cynical At Christmas”

Now how did I guess
You were going to express
Your disdain at the crane
With the bright fairy lights
And you’d moan at the snow
‘Cos your car wouldn’t go
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

You don’t have a tree
And your smile has a fee
All the same, here’s a card
For your boring facade
Jingle Bells, piney smells
All the boys and the girls
Say it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas
Oh it’s cliched
To be cynical
At Christmas

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That's the ticket (and a hundred extra Ticketmaster fees) for #halfmanhalfbiscuit in Oxford.
New city to add to the list!
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Good morning. This young lady was so pleased with her Half Man Half Biscuit Musical Map of Great Britain that she also brought the new Sardines poster. Now she’s telling her WhatsApp group all about it. They think she’s a bit bonkers, but, you know, that’s Abigail all over. They’ll discuss it further when she brings them over to the pub tonight. xx

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#art #wallart #sardines #design #humor #halfmanhalfbiscuit #pub