Show threadEhay2kMay 31, 2025

@georgetakei

The power of #hairplugs

UNINOIZEMar 25, 2025

BREAKING: DOJ Designates Posting Photos of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism

#bald #elonia #ElonIsANazi #elonisbald #hairplugs #laminatedface #elonmusklies #Muskolini

https://theonion.com/doj-designates-posting-photos-of-balding-elon-musk-as-domestic-terrorism/

DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism 

WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts photos from Mr. Musk’s PayPal days will be prosecuted for terrorism,” […]

The Onion
Oreo Speedwagon II 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦Sep 2, 2024

@McSpocky Still waiting for him to fight Zuckerberg. Cage match to the death. Addition of lions and/or tigers welcomed.

#ElonMusk #Musk #Idiots #HighT #HairPlugs #Tesla #SpaceX #StarLink

chris actualSep 14, 2023

We should give him more lucrative government contracts because of his amazing capacity for measured diplomacy and for just being an overall chill bro-guy.

Dude is just so obviously ignorant on any topic not relating to spaceships, electric cars, tunnel digging stunts, ponies-for-handjob market value, or tanking a once-loved social media platform and blaming the jews for it. Yet he persists.
#elon #musk #hairplugs

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/taiwan-blasts-elon-musk-over-latest-china-comments-2023-09-14/

Taiwan blasts Elon Musk over latest China comments

Taiwan is "not for sale", the island's foreign minister said in a stern rebuke to Elon Musk who asserted Taiwan was an integral part of China, as the billionaire again waded into the thorny issue of relations between Beijing and Taipei.

Reuters
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴Mar 27, 2023
#ElongatedMuskrat #HairPlugs
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴Jan 8, 2023
#HairPlugs