Mastodawn

🎲 You rolled 67 on the Ranged Weapons table! Do NOT ask him how he got that nickname

✍️ Illustrated by the great Evlyn Moreau!

Judge bars 2 Quebec men accused of fathering hundreds of kids from donating sperm
Two Quebec men accused of fathering hundreds of kids have been banned from donating sperm in the province while a court case against them unfolds.
#Canada #Quebechealth
https://globalnews.ca/news/11737620/philippe-normand-dominik-seelos-quebec-sperm/

Judge bars 2 Quebec men accused of fathering hundreds of kids from donating sperm
Two Quebec men accused of fathering hundreds of kids have been banned from donating sperm in the province while a court case against them unfolds.
#Canada #Quebechealth
https://globalnews.ca/news/11737620/philippe-normand-dominik-seelos-quebec-sperm/

🎲 You rolled 49 on the Ports of Call table! The vibes here are waaay off. Smells great tho

Hundreds of groups urge Quebec government to scrap controversial constitution
Hundreds of organizations across the province are calling on the government to scrap its proposed constitution. Critics say the process has been flawed from the start.
#Canada #Bill1 #Quebecconstitution
https://globalnews.ca/news/11734966/quebec-constitution-bill-opposition-groups-gather/

Hundreds of groups urge Quebec government to scrap controversial constitution
Hundreds of organizations across the province are calling on the government to scrap its proposed constitution. Critics say the process has been flawed from the start.
#Canada #Bill1 #Quebecconstitution
https://globalnews.ca/news/11734966/quebec-constitution-bill-opposition-groups-gather/

Hundreds of groups urge Quebec government to scrap controversial constitution
Hundreds of organizations across the province are calling on the government to scrap its proposed constitution. Critics say the process has been flawed from the start.
#Canada #Bill1 #Quebecconstitution
https://globalnews.ca/news/11734966/quebec-constitution-bill-opposition-groups-gather/

Sailors visiting Vancouver brag of catching hundreds of crabs, investigation underway
Fisheries officials say they are reviewing a video showing crew on a large ship boasting about catching hundreds of Dungeness crabs while visiting Vancouver.
#Canada #News #Politics #BCpolitics
https://globalnews.ca/news/11734271/dungeness-crabs-vancouver/

🎲 You rolled 31 on the Port Encounters table! The worst kinda guy

🎲 You rolled 07 on the Character Bonds table! You got out together, but you probably still have some weeeird ideas about how the world works