MST3K 1306 – Demon Squad

I like some AC/DC and this is what it sounds like to me anyway...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02DUSQfBZFY

#Music #Rock #ACDC #Humor

What AC/DC sounds like to people who don't like AC/DC

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Breaking news: aspiring culinary disaster artist Jesse Duffield discovers the revolutionary concept of not setting hands on fire while cooking! 🔥🤦‍♂️ With a stellar plan of losing limbs for breakfast, he bravely soldiers on in his quest for sustenance, now armed with a single (non-dominant) hand and an unwavering commitment to kitchen chaos. 🍳🥴
https://jesseduffield.com/ITS-DEATH/ #culinarydisaster #cookingfails #kitchenchaos #humor #foodnews #HackerNews #ngated
IT'S DEATH

I’m feeling hungry, so I go to my kitchen and turn on the stove. I inadvertently have the handle of the frying pan sitting above the flame and when I go to pick up the pan my entire hand melts off in an instant.

Ah, yes, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" like sticking your fingers in a rotary phone for 48 hours during a festival named after soup. 🥣🔧🎶 Clearly, the future of tech is all about reinventing 1950s technology to play Spotify playlists with more wires than sense! 🚀📞😂
https://blog.oscars.dev/posts/rip-software-hackathons-long-live-the-hardware-hackathon/ #cuttingedgeinnovation #rotaryphone #techfestival #1950stechnology #spotifyplaylists #humor #HackerNews #ngated
Oscar's Dev Blog

Oscar's thoughts too large for a tweet

My partner met up with a friend today and the friend asked how I was doing since my surgery.

Partner: He's doing better. He made bagels the other day.

Friend: Oh good, so he can make lunch on his own?

Partner: No, he didn't... toast a bagel for lunch. He *made* a dozen bagels. Like, made the dough, then boiled and baked them. With three different toppings.

#lol #humor

Was eigentlich als Witz gedacht war, stellte sich am Ende leider als sehr realistisch heraus. Häufig werden nämlich genau nach diesem Schema Probleme bearbeitet.

#leadership #unternehmensberatung #prozessmanagement #humor

"Auf die Frage nach dem Brief, den Put.in als unhöflich bezeichnet hatte, antwortete #Selenskyj mit einem Lächeln, dass sie die erste Fassung noch nicht gelesen hätten." 😆 #Humor ist wenn wir trotzdem lachen.

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q4ovgljecfxpw4rh574pvqxz/post/3mnpskaux5s2p

The moment you realize the important written message you just sent could be interpreted in two very different ways and was completely misunderstood. 😮 ...What have we agreed upon finally..??🤔 ❓

#communication #humor #writing #expat

Нет, туда я не пойду #humor #music #wildlife #story #shorts