Figgy finds a hopper
And he wants to be his fwend
But wen he bites da hopper
It becomes da hopper's end

Den da hopper, he not hop
Da Fig not eat his hed
Figgy walks away and sings
So I eats him insted

#CheddarPoetry #Gwassyhopper #FiggyNeberFinishesEatingHisHoppers #SillyFiggy

Figgy found a hopper
And den he start to play
He not be bestest hunter
Cuz da hopper got away

Lost and found, and losted
Wen da mama found his tweat
Den silly liddle Figgy
Had his hopper bak to eat

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #Hopper #Gwassyhopper #HeNotDaBestestHunter #Kwunchy #CatsOfMastodon

I cot a hoppy hopper
Den mama came to see
I tooked da hoppy hopper
Cuz he belongs to me

Into da hous I runned
And put him on da wug
Mama came inside in time
To see me kwunch my bug

#CheddarPoetry #HoppyHopper #GwassyHopper #Kwunchy #Nummy #ItMine