#Gubbins just informed me that "assled" is a word. Huh. It's the past tense of "assle" (1. to retreat, back (out of a situation or agreement); with ~out: to back down. 2. To move when in a sitting position. 3. To fool around, waste time; hence vbl n assling around.)

It appears to be a southern/midwestern US thing. Never heard it before.

Thanks to today's #Gubbins, I now know about the oldest recorded customer complaint. :You put ingots which were not good before my messenger." 😮

https://www.thearchaeologist.org/blog/complaint-tablet-to-ea-nasir-the-oldest-recorded-customer-complaint