🎉 Wow, groundbreaking news from 2025: GHC can now run in a browser! 🚀 Because apparently, what the Haskell community needed most was to run complex code in the least optimal environment possible. 🙄 Terms and conditions apply, of course, because who doesn't love a good read before the real fun begins? 📜
https://discourse.haskell.org/t/ghc-now-runs-in-your-browser/13169 #GHCinBrowser #HaskellCommunity #TechNews #CodingInBrowser #GroundbreakingInnovation #SoftwareDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated
Ghc now runs in your browser
This is very cool! I wonder how easy it would be to load some packages; cabal in the browser when? I’m also wondering how usable Agda in the browser would be.
A week on Instagram instead of coding 🤔—because who needs productivity when you can scroll through endless dog photos and influencer life hacks? 🙄 Apparently, banning yourself from usefulness is the new revolutionary experiment in "personal growth." 😂
#GroundbreakingInnovationhttps://www.pixelpusher.club/p/i-forced-myself-to-spend-a-week-in #InstagramExperiment #PersonalGrowth #ProductivityHumor #DogPhotos #InfluenceLife #HackerNews #ngated
I forced myself to spend a week in Instagram instead of Xcode
This is what happens when you ban yourself from coding
Ah, yes, because the world desperately needed another way to send meaningless text in overpriced virtual paper. 🐻✉️ Bravo for bringing back the joy of typing gibberish to digital raccoons in 2023, truly groundbreaking stuff. 🙄🤦♂️
https://acmail.idreesinc.com #meaninglesstext #overpricedvirtualpaper #digitalcommunication #typinggibberish #groundbreakinginnovation #HackerNews #ngatedAnimal Crossing Letter Generator
🎓🚀 Congratulations on your Typst thesis, truly groundbreaking! Next up: writing your autobiography in Wingdings! 🤓🔧 Because reinventing the wheel is so much more fun than using what already works. 🛠️😂
https://fransskarman.com/phd_thesis_in_typst.html #TypstThesis #WingdingsAutobiography #ReinventingTheWheel #GroundbreakingInnovation #FunInTech #HackerNews #ngatedWow, nothing like an "Access Denied" page to keep us on the edge of our seats! 😴 Apparently, Eli Lilly's weight loss
#pill is so groundbreaking that even the internet doesn't have permission to know about it. 🚫🔍
#SecretiveSciencehttps://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/24/eli-lilly-to-release-weight-loss-pill-orforglipron-trial-data-.html #AccessDenied #EliLilly #WeightLoss #SecretiveScience #GroundbreakingInnovation #HackerNews #ngated
Eli Lilly will soon release key data on its weight loss pill. Here's why it could be a game-changer
The trial results are critical, as it brings Eli Lilly's pill one step closer to becoming a new, needle-free alternative for weight loss and diabetes.
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