Cachalot the Fediverse Whale
Flux LuceousBroken biscuit pieces are made by sweeping the floor of the biscuit factory at the end of every shift.
pephorrorI haven't run in a few days y #mastotrends script.
#trends across servers, #python code here:
https://github.com/pephorror/mastotrends/blob/main/mastotrends.py
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Disco Doubloon#grocerystorerumors Parsley is just big stale cilantro that they dunk in water when you aren’t looking.
Cultured Swine#grocerystorerumors the more fun food is put lower so kids see it before their parents.
#grocerystorerumors they move things around at night specifically to confuse you and make you wander around and buy things you wouldn’t have otherwise.
Roger CohenThe low shelves are stacked by children.
Before they invented aisles, everything was just piled in the center.
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴