King Chuckie III of the United Kingdom has once again been mugged and told to go meet #Trump for the American Independence celebrations later this month. The old man was understandably unhappy when #GreatOralExpert #KierStarmer forced him to receive #Donny at #WindsorCastle last year so this particular one is not going to improve his mood; he knows that this time he will not only be humiliated but, as soon as he steps in Mar-a-Lago, also made to wear Princess Leia's costume and put in chains.