TheREALPaulJohnson
PlaidThen we need a giant scrub jay to eat Mothra. And then a giant cat to eat the scrub jay. Then, I dunno, a planet sized rabid fucking racoon. Where are we going to find a interplanetary coyote to eat the racoon? #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@Zerofactorial It was the mothra glitter farts that made him impotent. Remember kids, mothra glitter farts are dangerous. Talk to your parents (if they survived the latest kaiju rampage) about getting your mothra glitter farts vaccine! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@Zerofactorial Godzilla came up through the mantle of the earth, and out of Mt Fuji. Don't think he won't come after your tunnels. He will. Godzilla will spitefuck your tunnels. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
@Zerofactorial They'd still have to budget for fake bridges in order to give the monsters something to assuage their thirst for infrastructure. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
And Mothra fucks off into the ocean of the stars. #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
NOT because of budget considerations! We swear! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
"We were only able to gather 37 people to meet with Mothra, because Mothra killed everyone else in the city." #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
Well, you see, when a Mothra and a Battra really hate a lizard... #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth
Battra is full of mustard! GODZILLA HATES MUSTARD! #Monsterdon #GodzillaAndMothraTheBattleForEarth