If we talk about it for long enough, then it will happen....that's why we will talk about it.

https://festivalsource.co.uk/monorail-at-glastonbury/

#GlastonburyFestival #Monorail

Why Do People Keep Talking About a Monorail at Glastonbury? - Festival Source

Have you heard the myth about the Glastonbury Monorail? It was installed in 2008 to "ease mud congestion" for festivalgoers.... or was it?

Festival Source

I think Kneecap and CMAT will be my highlights, so long as I'm not crushed in the crowd at West Holts for the lads, they need a bigger stage!

The Prodigy closing on Sunday night could be a tear jerker, RIP Keith Flint

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/jun/03/glastonbury-announces-full-lineup-for-2025-but-who-are-patchwork

#GlastonburyFestival

Glastonbury announces full lineup for 2025 … but who are Patchwork?

Festival adds secret sets to lineup at prime slots on Pyramid and Park stages, as it reveals full timings and artist details

The Guardian

We're all trying to guess who 'Patchwork' is on the Glastonbury lineup that has been dropped.

I'm going with the theory that it's Haim.....

#GlastonburyFestival #UKFestivals

South London β€˜geriatric’ band Patchwork joke Glastonbury is too soon after village fete

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/03/south-london-geriatric-band-patchwork-joke-glastonbury-soon-village-fete-23317427/

Glastonbury branded a β€˜ticking time bomb’ in fresh warning from former executive

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://metro.co.uk/2025/06/02/glastonbury-branded-a-ticking-time-bomb-fresh-warning-former-executive-23307541/

Absolutely gutted': Β£16,500 Glastonbury packages won't be fulfilled after company goes bust

https://news.sky.com/story/money-consumer-personal-finance-live-latest-13040934

#MiddleClasstonbury #glastonburyfestival

Money blog: 'Absolutely gutted' - Β£16,500 Glastonbury packages won't be fulfilled after company goes bust

Welcome to the Money blog, Sky News' consumer and personal finance hub. Today: we speak to a Glastonbury fan after a company selling festival packages worth as much as Β£16,500 went bust, leaving customers out of pocket. And we have our weekly Mortgage Guide.

Sky News

So looking forward to CMAT at Glastonbury this year, between her and Kneecap they will Irish the fuck out of the weekend and upset all the tory cunts who unfortunately go there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-q3tJjFoQ

#CMAT #GlastonburyFestival #Kneecap #Colonialism #Tories

CMAT - Take A Sexy Picture Of Me (Official Video)

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